Gimpy The Extremity Humper: A Gimpy Monologues Interlude

Now isn’t that something!
A fine specimen that is, yeah?
Look at how he peers around the corner to stalk his prey.
He’s magnificent!
Even with no arms or legs folks, he’s an incredible hunter
He’s peeking around the corner
He’s about to pounce.
Oh! there bit is!
The aggressive mating ritual of the not-so-common
Gimpy Extremity Humper
Isn’t he a beaut!?

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